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Kingdom Hearts crud
By Lindsay and Amber
Cast of Characters
Amber Wolfe aka Black Doom
Lindsay Hanaford aka SG2000
And All of the cruddy Kingdom Hearts characters
Lindsay and Amber were walking back from the lucky golden spoon (it really is lucky ya know). They were on their way back to Lindsay’s house in hopes of beating Xigbar (the turd) from Kingdom Hearts II game. So they were walking away from the stores when a smallish heartless ant thing jumped out of the canyon.
Amber: Hey Look it’s a heartless.
Lindsay: Ah it’s so cute! *squeals with joy* I want it!
Amber: I don’t think your mom would want it in the house.
Lindsay: You’re right….my sister probably would squish it!
Amber: 0.0
Heartless: *blink*
Amber: How’d it get here anyways?
Lindsay: It’s supposed to be in the game ya know!
Amber: Don’t start with that ya know crap!
Lindsay: ^^
The heartless looked up at them with its big yellow eyes (for goodness sakes the eyes nearly cover their whole head). Then it hopped away up the twisty hill of doom and death. *it’s that evil*
Amber: The heartless ran away.
Lindsay: So what do we do?
Voice: Excuse me Ladies!
Amber and Lindsay turned around to see a familiar brown haired boy with a keyblade.
Lindsay: Oh my cheesecake it’s Sora! (the cruddy turd who’s not Riku)
Amber: Please Lindsay it’s just Sora. Riku’s not here so why should I care?
Lindsay: I don’t know.
Sora: Have you seen a tiny black bug thing with eyes that nearly cover its whole head?!
Lindsay and Amber: You mean the heartless?
Sora: Yeah.
Lindsay: He went that way. *points to evil hill of doom and death*
Sora: Thank you. *runs up the hill*
Lindsay… Awkward.
Amber: I know.
Voice # 2: Ladies,
Amber and Lindsay turned around to see the one and only *god of all hotties* RIKU!
Lindsay: *screams a fangirl scream* It’s Riku!
Amber: Whazzup!
Riku: I know I’m hottie but if you excuse me I have to find Sora.
Lindsay: Oh you mean that not god of the hotties turd!
Riku: Sure.
Amber: He went thatta way. *points to evil hill once more*
Riku: Thank you. *runs after Sora*
Lindsay: Amber are you okay?
Amber : I’m scared Lindsay…wait never mind Riku said sure.
Lindsay: You scare me sometimes.
Lindsay and Amber walked a little bit more up the hill with the sun hitting their face. Amber of course was not happy.
Amber: @#$$$! Stupid Hill!
Lindsay: Amber! Shame on you!
Amber: What all I said was @#$$$! Stupid Hill!
Lindsay: *sighs*
Voice 3 : Riku! Sora! Wait for me!
Lindsay: Don’t tell me it was who I think it was.
Amber: *sarcastic* Wee its Kairi!
Kairi: *pushes us out of the way* Out of my way girls I have my future boyfriends to catch!
Lindsay: You like Sora not Riku!
Amber: Riku’s mine!
Kairi: Whatever! *runs after Riku and Sora*
Lindsay: She scares me!
Amber; She scares everybody!
Voice 4 and 5: Sora wait for us!
Amber: Oh Lord its Donald and Goofy!
Lindsay: Why? *gets down on her knees* Why!
Amber: Lindsay get up!
Lindsay: You really take the fun out of everything!
Amber: Cool.
Donald: Have you seen-
Lindsay: That way. *points once more to evil hill of doom*
Goofy: Their nice ladies!
Lindsay: What is with everyone calls us Ladies!
Amber: It’s driving me crazy!
Voice 6: Stop fallowing me Cloud!
Once again Lindsay and Amber turned around to see Leon (another hott hot hottie*) walking towards them.
Lindsay: *hugs Leon*
Cloud: What about me?
Lindsay: Amber…
Amber: Do I have to?
Lindsay: Yes.
Amber: Fine! *hugs Cloud*
Cloud: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yeah!
Leon: Thanks for the hug…I think.
Lindsay: Are you looking for Goofy who’s fallowing Donald who’s fallowing Kairi who’s fallowing Riku who’s fallowing Sora who is chasing a little ant heartless thing!
Leon: Yeah do you-
Lindsay: *points to hill* I’m getting tired of pointing to this hill all the time!
Leon: Thank you! *runs up the hill with cloud fallowing him* Stop fallowing me!
Lindsay and Amber laughed and then walked the hill and then heard a very familiar voice that Lindsay and Amber hated to hear.
Yuffie: Cloud! Leon! Wait up!
Lindsay and Amber: Yuffie!
Lindsay: Before you say anything they went up this evil hill!
Yuffie: Umm…okay thanks!
Lindsay: What the heck is going on!
Amber: I think it’s funny!
Voice # 9: Excuse me!
Lindsay and Amber turned to see a blond boy with blue eyes and a black cloak.
Amber: Oh no.
Lindsay: Roxas! *squeals a high pitch fan girl scream*
Amber: *covers ears*
Roxas: Hey Ladies!
Lindsay: He called me a lady!
Amber: SO did everyone else!
Lindsay: Yeah, it’s hotter when he saids it though.
Amber: @###$$$$$$$!
Roxas: It’s not nice to swear at a lady!
Amber: I am a Lady you dork!
Lindsay: He’s not a dork!
Roxas: So have you seen.
Amber: That way! *points to hill*
Voice # 10: Move it Chicken Wusses!
Roxas: What did you call this nice lady!
Siefer: A chicken wuss just like you lover boy!
Roxas: *blushes*
Amber: *jumps around in the air* Hello! I’m a girl too you know!
Roxas: So they went that way.
Lindsay: Uh-huh.
Roxas: Now if you’ll excuse me I need to kick his fat @##!
Lindsay: Gasp!
Roxas: So what its Axel’s fault I swear!
Lindsay and Amber walked up the hill about a few blocks away from Lindsay’s house.
Axel: Roxas! Where are you?
Lindsay and Amber: Axel!
Axel: Ladies how are you this lovely day?
Amber: Whatever.
Lindsay: Fine. *hugs Axel plushie*
Amber: *glomps the real Axel.* Looking for Roxas aren’t you?
Axel: Maybe.
Lindsay: You are sooo gay!
Amber: That’s mean.
Lindsay: It’s true everyone in the organization is gay!
Axel: @@@@###$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$! Not true!
Lindsay: They went for the 50th time that way. *points up the hill*
Axel: Thank you.
Demyx: Hey Ladies want me to play some music for you?
Amber and Lindsay: ..ok.
Demyx: Dance water Dance!
Axel: Cut the dance water dance crap already!
Demyx: I don’t feel like it!
Lindsay: Up the hill!
Amber: Sifer is fallowing Roxas who’s fallowing Yuffie who’s fallowing Cloud who’s fallowing Leon who’s fallowing Goofy who’s fallowing Donald who’s fallowing Kairi who’s fallowing Riku who’s fallowing Sora who’s chasing a black ant heartless thing. Man that’s a mouthful!
Lindsay: You said it!
Axel and Demyx: Thanks. Jinx you owe me a soda.
Axel: The jinx machine is out of order kiss my butt and save a quarter.
Demyx: Call the repair man! *walks away while Axel’s soda*
Axel: Dannit! *walks up the hill*
Lindsay: … Wow the organization really is gay!
Amber: So maybe they like being gay!
Lindsay: True!
Xemnas: Ladies.
Lindsay: Hey Mansex!
Amber: Lindsay careful about what you say.
Xemnas: Don’t you ever call me that!
Lindsay: What…Mansex!
Amber: *speaks in pig Latin*
Xemnas: If you ever call me that again I’ll-
Lindsay: What are you going to do about it Mansex.
Amber: *smacks herself in the head*
Lindsay: *gets burned* Oh that.
Amber: Umm yeah!
Xemnas: I take it that they went up this evil hill!
Lindsay: Finally someone gets it!
Xemnas: Ladies. *walks up the hill*
Lindsay: Later Mansex!
Amber: You are impossible.
Lindsay: I know.
Lindsay and Amber finally got back to Lindsay’s house. (Finally took them long enough) and stared at each other.
Amber: Today was an interesting day.
Lindsay: Yah!
Amber: So now what?
Lindsay: What to go beat up Xigbar on Kingdom Hearts II?
Amber: Duh. Do you have to ask?
THE END????
Or Not!
*evil laugh by Mansex*
*ouch! I mean Xemnas*
By Lindsay and Amber
Cast of Characters
Amber Wolfe aka Black Doom
Lindsay Hanaford aka SG2000
And All of the cruddy Kingdom Hearts characters
Lindsay and Amber were walking back from the lucky golden spoon (it really is lucky ya know). They were on their way back to Lindsay’s house in hopes of beating Xigbar (the turd) from Kingdom Hearts II game. So they were walking away from the stores when a smallish heartless ant thing jumped out of the canyon.
Amber: Hey Look it’s a heartless.
Lindsay: Ah it’s so cute! *squeals with joy* I want it!
Amber: I don’t think your mom would want it in the house.
Lindsay: You’re right….my sister probably would squish it!
Amber: 0.0
Heartless: *blink*
Amber: How’d it get here anyways?
Lindsay: It’s supposed to be in the game ya know!
Amber: Don’t start with that ya know crap!
Lindsay: ^^
The heartless looked up at them with its big yellow eyes (for goodness sakes the eyes nearly cover their whole head). Then it hopped away up the twisty hill of doom and death. *it’s that evil*
Amber: The heartless ran away.
Lindsay: So what do we do?
Voice: Excuse me Ladies!
Amber and Lindsay turned around to see a familiar brown haired boy with a keyblade.
Lindsay: Oh my cheesecake it’s Sora! (the cruddy turd who’s not Riku)
Amber: Please Lindsay it’s just Sora. Riku’s not here so why should I care?
Lindsay: I don’t know.
Sora: Have you seen a tiny black bug thing with eyes that nearly cover its whole head?!
Lindsay and Amber: You mean the heartless?
Sora: Yeah.
Lindsay: He went that way. *points to evil hill of doom and death*
Sora: Thank you. *runs up the hill*
Lindsay… Awkward.
Amber: I know.
Voice # 2: Ladies,
Amber and Lindsay turned around to see the one and only *god of all hotties* RIKU!
Lindsay: *screams a fangirl scream* It’s Riku!
Amber: Whazzup!
Riku: I know I’m hottie but if you excuse me I have to find Sora.
Lindsay: Oh you mean that not god of the hotties turd!
Riku: Sure.
Amber: He went thatta way. *points to evil hill once more*
Riku: Thank you. *runs after Sora*
Lindsay: Amber are you okay?
Amber : I’m scared Lindsay…wait never mind Riku said sure.
Lindsay: You scare me sometimes.
Lindsay and Amber walked a little bit more up the hill with the sun hitting their face. Amber of course was not happy.
Amber: @#$$$! Stupid Hill!
Lindsay: Amber! Shame on you!
Amber: What all I said was @#$$$! Stupid Hill!
Lindsay: *sighs*
Voice 3 : Riku! Sora! Wait for me!
Lindsay: Don’t tell me it was who I think it was.
Amber: *sarcastic* Wee its Kairi!
Kairi: *pushes us out of the way* Out of my way girls I have my future boyfriends to catch!
Lindsay: You like Sora not Riku!
Amber: Riku’s mine!
Kairi: Whatever! *runs after Riku and Sora*
Lindsay: She scares me!
Amber; She scares everybody!
Voice 4 and 5: Sora wait for us!
Amber: Oh Lord its Donald and Goofy!
Lindsay: Why? *gets down on her knees* Why!
Amber: Lindsay get up!
Lindsay: You really take the fun out of everything!
Amber: Cool.
Donald: Have you seen-
Lindsay: That way. *points once more to evil hill of doom*
Goofy: Their nice ladies!
Lindsay: What is with everyone calls us Ladies!
Amber: It’s driving me crazy!
Voice 6: Stop fallowing me Cloud!
Once again Lindsay and Amber turned around to see Leon (another hott hot hottie*) walking towards them.
Lindsay: *hugs Leon*
Cloud: What about me?
Lindsay: Amber…
Amber: Do I have to?
Lindsay: Yes.
Amber: Fine! *hugs Cloud*
Cloud: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Yeah!
Leon: Thanks for the hug…I think.
Lindsay: Are you looking for Goofy who’s fallowing Donald who’s fallowing Kairi who’s fallowing Riku who’s fallowing Sora who is chasing a little ant heartless thing!
Leon: Yeah do you-
Lindsay: *points to hill* I’m getting tired of pointing to this hill all the time!
Leon: Thank you! *runs up the hill with cloud fallowing him* Stop fallowing me!
Lindsay and Amber laughed and then walked the hill and then heard a very familiar voice that Lindsay and Amber hated to hear.
Yuffie: Cloud! Leon! Wait up!
Lindsay and Amber: Yuffie!
Lindsay: Before you say anything they went up this evil hill!
Yuffie: Umm…okay thanks!
Lindsay: What the heck is going on!
Amber: I think it’s funny!
Voice # 9: Excuse me!
Lindsay and Amber turned to see a blond boy with blue eyes and a black cloak.
Amber: Oh no.
Lindsay: Roxas! *squeals a high pitch fan girl scream*
Amber: *covers ears*
Roxas: Hey Ladies!
Lindsay: He called me a lady!
Amber: SO did everyone else!
Lindsay: Yeah, it’s hotter when he saids it though.
Amber: @###$$$$$$$!
Roxas: It’s not nice to swear at a lady!
Amber: I am a Lady you dork!
Lindsay: He’s not a dork!
Roxas: So have you seen.
Amber: That way! *points to hill*
Voice # 10: Move it Chicken Wusses!
Roxas: What did you call this nice lady!
Siefer: A chicken wuss just like you lover boy!
Roxas: *blushes*
Amber: *jumps around in the air* Hello! I’m a girl too you know!
Roxas: So they went that way.
Lindsay: Uh-huh.
Roxas: Now if you’ll excuse me I need to kick his fat @##!
Lindsay: Gasp!
Roxas: So what its Axel’s fault I swear!
Lindsay and Amber walked up the hill about a few blocks away from Lindsay’s house.
Axel: Roxas! Where are you?
Lindsay and Amber: Axel!
Axel: Ladies how are you this lovely day?
Amber: Whatever.
Lindsay: Fine. *hugs Axel plushie*
Amber: *glomps the real Axel.* Looking for Roxas aren’t you?
Axel: Maybe.
Lindsay: You are sooo gay!
Amber: That’s mean.
Lindsay: It’s true everyone in the organization is gay!
Axel: @@@@###$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$! Not true!
Lindsay: They went for the 50th time that way. *points up the hill*
Axel: Thank you.
Demyx: Hey Ladies want me to play some music for you?
Amber and Lindsay: ..ok.
Demyx: Dance water Dance!
Axel: Cut the dance water dance crap already!
Demyx: I don’t feel like it!
Lindsay: Up the hill!
Amber: Sifer is fallowing Roxas who’s fallowing Yuffie who’s fallowing Cloud who’s fallowing Leon who’s fallowing Goofy who’s fallowing Donald who’s fallowing Kairi who’s fallowing Riku who’s fallowing Sora who’s chasing a black ant heartless thing. Man that’s a mouthful!
Lindsay: You said it!
Axel and Demyx: Thanks. Jinx you owe me a soda.
Axel: The jinx machine is out of order kiss my butt and save a quarter.
Demyx: Call the repair man! *walks away while Axel’s soda*
Axel: Dannit! *walks up the hill*
Lindsay: … Wow the organization really is gay!
Amber: So maybe they like being gay!
Lindsay: True!
Xemnas: Ladies.
Lindsay: Hey Mansex!
Amber: Lindsay careful about what you say.
Xemnas: Don’t you ever call me that!
Lindsay: What…Mansex!
Amber: *speaks in pig Latin*
Xemnas: If you ever call me that again I’ll-
Lindsay: What are you going to do about it Mansex.
Amber: *smacks herself in the head*
Lindsay: *gets burned* Oh that.
Amber: Umm yeah!
Xemnas: I take it that they went up this evil hill!
Lindsay: Finally someone gets it!
Xemnas: Ladies. *walks up the hill*
Lindsay: Later Mansex!
Amber: You are impossible.
Lindsay: I know.
Lindsay and Amber finally got back to Lindsay’s house. (Finally took them long enough) and stared at each other.
Amber: Today was an interesting day.
Lindsay: Yah!
Amber: So now what?
Lindsay: What to go beat up Xigbar on Kingdom Hearts II?
Amber: Duh. Do you have to ask?
THE END????
Or Not!
*evil laugh by Mansex*
*ouch! I mean Xemnas*
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